I entreat you to forgive my absence. It was a whirlwind of PA work and now is a whirlwind of freelance work once again. As my peace offering with you, my fickle and google-search-buffered audience, I provide you with new content!!!

I was at a Yankee game on Sunday and wondered out loud, what would happen if a ball hit a bird? It must have happened before..turns out it did–whoa!!